{"id":191,"date":"2000-11-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-11-15T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=191"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Boy And His Kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Boy And His Kittens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box.<\/p>\n<p>Curious he runs over to the child and says, &#8220;What&#8217;s in the box kid?&#8221; to which the little boy says, &#8220;Kittens, they&#8217;re brand new kittens.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Al Gore laughs and says, &#8220;What kind of kittens are they?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Democrats,&#8221; the child says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh that&#8217;s cute,&#8221; Al Gore says and he runs off.<\/p>\n<p>A week later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.<\/p>\n<p>Al Gore says to Bill, &#8220;You gotta check this out&#8221; and they both jog over to the boy with the box.<\/p>\n<p>Al Gore says, &#8220;Look in the box Bill, isn&#8217;t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The boy replies, &#8220;They&#8217;re Republicans.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whoa!&#8221;, Al Gore says, &#8220;I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What&#8217;s up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; the kid says, &#8220;Their eyes are open now.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, &#8220;What&#8217;s in the box kid?&#8221; to which the little boy says, &#8220;Kittens, they&#8217;re brand new kittens.&#8221; Al Gore laughs and says, &#8220;What kind of kittens are they?&#8221; &#8220;Democrats,&#8221; the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}