{"id":171,"date":"2003-08-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-04T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=171"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Actual Signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Actual Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign01.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Yes You Are<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign02.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Does this mean that the Buffalo Bills have won the Super Bowl?  Chicago Cubs have won the World Series?<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign03.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>It&#8217;s a good deal, but&#8230; oh, the college costs!<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign04.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Everything you need for your &#8220;shotgun&#8221; wedding!<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign05.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>How do you get there from here?<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign06.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>I think I&#8217;ll keep driving!<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign07.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Sometimes a name change is the best idea&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign08.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>&#8220;CAUTION: CROCODILE EATING HANDICAPPED MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign09.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Major dilemma in California.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign10.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>McLogic gone wrong&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign11.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>No &#8220;Keep Off the Grass&#8221; signs here!<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign12.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign13.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Going Postal?<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign14.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Leave your soul at the front gate, please.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign15.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>What part of ONLY don&#8217;t they understand?<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign16.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>Enough said..<\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/Sign17.jpg\"><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:\"Tahoma\"'>We is educated&#8230;or is we?<\/span><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes You Are Does this mean that the Buffalo Bills have won the Super Bowl? 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