{"id":140,"date":"2001-04-20T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-04-20T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=140"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Microsoft Tech Support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft Tech Support"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the a\/c&#8217;s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter&#8217;s position and course to the airport.<\/p>\n<p>The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a hand-written sign and held it in the helicopter&#8217;s window.<\/p>\n<p>The pilot&#8217;s sign read: &#8220;WHERE AM I?&#8221; in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the a\/c, drew a large sign and held it to the building window.<\/p>\n<p>Their sign read &#8220;YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined his course to SEATAC and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copliot asked the pilot how the &#8220;YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER&#8221; sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded: &#8220;I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they give me a technically correct but completely useless answer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the a\/c&#8217;s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter&#8217;s position and course to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a hand-written sign [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}