These are actual quotes taken from job performance reviews.<\/p>\n
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.<\/p>\n
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t be.<\/p>\n
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.<\/p>\n
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change which ever foot was previously there.<\/p>\n
5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.<\/p>\n
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.<\/p>\n
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. <\/p>\n
8. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.<\/p>\n
9. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.<\/p>\n
10. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching.<\/p>\n
11. A room temperature IQ.<\/p>\n
12. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.<\/p>\n
13. Bright as Alaska in December.<\/p>\n
15. He’s so dense, light bends around him.<\/p>\n
16. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’ll get change.<\/p>\n
17. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.<\/p>\n
18. One neuron short of a synapse.<\/p>\n
19. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge: he only gargled.<\/p>\n
20. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.<\/p>\n
21. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.<\/p>\n
22. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.<\/p>\n
23. A gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.<\/p>\n
24. He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.<\/p>\n
25. I would like to go hunting with him sometime.<\/p>\n
26. He’s been working with glue too much.<\/p>\n
27. He would argue with a signpost.<\/p>\n
28. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.<\/p>\n
29. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.<\/p>\n
30. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.<\/p>\n
31. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.<\/p>\n
32. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.<\/p>\n
33. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.<\/p>\n
34. Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.<\/p>\n
35. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.<\/p>\n
36. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.<\/p>\n
37. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.<\/p>\n
38. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.<\/p>\n
39. When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.<\/p>\n
40. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.<\/p>\n
41. He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.<\/p>\n
42. He has knack for making strangers immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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