School Excuses<\/b><\/p>\n
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston…<\/p>\n
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.<\/p>\n
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.<\/p>\n
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.<\/p>\n
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.<\/p>\n
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.<\/p>\n
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words were crossed out in the ( )’s]<\/p>\n
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.<\/p>\n
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.<\/p>\n
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.<\/p>\n
Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.<\/p>\n
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.<\/p>\n
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.<\/p>\n
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.<\/p>\n
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
School Excuses These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston… My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}