{"id":102,"date":"1998-06-22T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1998-06-22T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=102"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"So What's Normal?","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"So What&#8217;s Normal?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some Statistics about us Americans. Did you know that&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>* Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.<br \/>\n* 21% of us don&#8217;t make our bed daily.  5% of us never do.<br \/>\n* Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.<br \/>\n* 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.<br \/>\n* 85% of men don&#8217;t use the slit in their underwear.<br \/>\n* 67.5% of men wear tightie whities (briefs).<br \/>\n* The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.<br \/>\n* 85% of women wear the wrong bra size.<br \/>\n* 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.<br \/>\n* 13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring&#8217;s homework.<br \/>\n* 91% of us lie regularly.<br \/>\n* 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.<br \/>\n* 29% admit they&#8217;ve intentionally stolen something from a store.<br \/>\n* 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.<br \/>\n* 90% believe in divine retribution.<br \/>\n* 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.<br \/>\n* 82% believe in an afterlife.<br \/>\n* 45% believe in ghosts.<br \/>\n* 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.<br \/>\n* 29% of us are virgins when we marry.<br \/>\n* 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren&#8217;t.<br \/>\n* 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.<br \/>\n* Over 50% believe in spanking &#8211; but only a child over 2 years old.<br \/>\n* 35% give to charity at least once a month.<br \/>\n* How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and religion. 7% would murder.<br \/>\n* 69% eat the cake before the frosting.<br \/>\n* When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.<br \/>\n* 85% of us will eat Spam this year.<br \/>\n* 70% of us drink orange juice daily.<br \/>\n* Snickers is the most popular candy.<br \/>\n* 22% of us skip lunch daily.<br \/>\n* 9% of us skip breakfast daily.<br \/>\n* 66% of us eat cereal regularly.<br \/>\n* 22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.<br \/>\n* 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.<br \/>\n* Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.<br \/>\n* 45% use mouthwash every day.<br \/>\n* 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.<br \/>\n* The typical shower is 101 degrees F.<br \/>\n* Nearly 1\/3 of US women color their hair.<br \/>\n* 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.<br \/>\n* 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.<br \/>\n* 58% of women paint their nails regularly.<br \/>\n* 62% of us pop our zits.<br \/>\n* 33% of women lie about their weight.  (Only 33%?)<br \/>\n* 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.<br \/>\n* 57% have had deja vu.<br \/>\n* 49% believe in ESP.<br \/>\n* 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.<br \/>\n* The average girl starts her period at age 12.<br \/>\n* 44% have broken a bone.<br \/>\n* Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.<br \/>\n* 14% have attended a self-help meeting.<br \/>\n* 15% regularly go to a shrink.<br \/>\n* 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.<br \/>\n* 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they&#8217;ve used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.<br \/>\n* 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.<br \/>\n* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.<br \/>\n* 23.5% admit they don&#8217;t always flush.<br \/>\n* 45.2% pee in the shower.<br \/>\n* 44.9% pee in the ocean.<br \/>\n* 28.1% pee in the pool.<br \/>\n* 55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they&#8217;re using the toilet.<br \/>\n* 39% of us peek in our host&#8217;s bathroom cabinet.  17% have been caught by  the host.<br \/>\n* 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.<br \/>\n* 29% of us ignore RSVP.<br \/>\n* 71.6% of us eavesdrop.<br \/>\n* 22% are functionally illiterate.<br \/>\n* Less than 10% are trilingual.<br \/>\n* 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.<br \/>\n* 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.<br \/>\n* 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.<br \/>\n* 2 out of 3 of us wouldn&#8217;t give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.<br \/>\n* 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.<br \/>\n* 40% of us have had music lessons.<br \/>\n* 44% reuse tinfoil.<br \/>\n* 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.<br \/>\n* 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.<br \/>\n* 53% read their horoscopes regularly.<br \/>\n* 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).<br \/>\n* 59% of us say we&#8217;re average-looking.<br \/>\n* Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful.<br \/>\n* 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.<br \/>\n* 53% of us would take advice from Ann Landers.<br \/>\n* 28% of us have skinny-dipped.  14% with the opposite sex.<br \/>\n* 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.<br \/>\n* On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.<br \/>\n* 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.<br \/>\n* 2 out of 5 have married their first love.<br \/>\n* The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.<br \/>\n* Only 4% asked the parents&#8217; approval for their bride&#8217;s hand.<br \/>\n* 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.<br \/>\n* 6% propose over the phone.<br \/>\n* 71% can drive a stick-shift car.<br \/>\n* 45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.<br \/>\n* 2\/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.<br \/>\n* 1\/3 of us don&#8217;t wear seat belts.<br \/>\n* 12% of men never use their car blinkers.<br \/>\n* 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.<br \/>\n* 25% of us drive after we&#8217;ve been drinking.<br \/>\n* 4 out of 5 sing in the car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some Statistics about us Americans. Did you know that&#8230; * Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. * 21% of us don&#8217;t make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. * Men do 29% of laundry each week. 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